The season has begun. Spring is in the air and love is all around....though our heroine is still feeling very little love for Franklin the Frame and his BFF Walter the Wheelchair.
Regardless the three of them along with the Mysterious Bearded man, ventured out to celebrate the wedded bliss of two friends.
That's not them. No one knows those people
First battle: the stairs! The lovely stairs in this late 19th Century building (see them back there behind the happy couple). Stairs from a time when our heroine would have most assuredly been cast out by all society and forced to become the most ruthless of all peg-legged pirates. Stairs covered in red carpet and divided into two directions in the middle. With the help of some fabulous Ushers the Amazing One-Legged Girl and her entourage made it to the ceremony in, wheels and all.
What did the Amazing One-Legged Girl wear you ask? Well she sported the finest footwear of course!
See that dandy on the right...you are looking a $300 shoe folks, velcro, screws, and all, custom latched on to our heoines foot 4 months ago in the hospital. Yes, she has been wearing that same shoe Since January 27 and with the summer coming on the shoe is becoming particularly disgusting (sticky-stinky-falling-apart-gross). It is not at all the shoe that our heroine would have spent $300 on if it were her choice, but her non-functional right foot won out in the end...and as for shoes Function, not Form prevailed.After reviewing her photos from that evening our heroine quickly noted that they were all made from the distinct perspective of a wheelchair...or a 7 year old...from way down low. Making all of her friends seem extra-adult-ish.
One of the most magical discoveries of this adventure (bedsides an astonishingly delicious piece of cake) was a semi-precious-plastic pearl in her ultra-precious margarita.
Treasures abound!
(and yes, she has been cleared to consume alcohol by her pain Doctor.)
(and yes, she has a pain Doctor.)
