Thank you Ellen

Many people and things have been of great assistance to the Amazing One-Legged Girl during her saga:

her Mysterious Bearded Companion
her mother
her friends
her couch
pain meds

but some have been more unexpected than others, so unexpected, they qualify as secret weapons.

Her list of secret weapons amounts to something like an Oscar speech, always keeping it in the back of her mind, maybe ranking them, in the event that she can't get to someone before the music runs out.

The power players in battling the evil malaise that can come from the chaos of 2010 include:

Big # 1: NETFLIX

followed by:
Ellen DeGeneres saving daytime TV
Toyota 4Runners
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (the biggest F you to hospital food there is)
Hot Chocolate
Greek Yogurt + Honey
Mircobrewed soda (no alcohol is the pain med trade off)
Biographies of bad ass female historical figures.
Knitting (though this might be on its way to becoming an element that drives her to madness)

Take that world...bet you didn't see those coming. Who knew they could bring such joy!

Be kind to one another...Or else.