Showing posts with label roller derby accident. Show all posts
Showing posts with label roller derby accident. Show all posts

Monday, January 24, 2011

It Begins...

The saga began 114 days ago.

Early on a Saturday morning in October a fateful fall threw our heroine off her roller derby skates and on to the roller rink floor.

With a crash, a snap, and a wail she was transformed from a bi-legged humanoid to the Amazing One-Legged Girl. The fractured right tibia and fibula rocked her world. Since then she has encountered many evil foe, namely: compartment syndrome, an evil smelly vaccum, osteomyelitis, MRSA, Pittsburgh in the winter, horrific hospital food, and 9 silly surgeries.

Day by day, with the help of her Mysterious Bearded Companion, she dominates the world, with style and grace.

All on one leg.