Introducing Franklin the Taylor Spatial Frame

You may notice a little something different in this photo? No no, pay no mind to the black metal halo. Check out that smooth, smooth knee. That blessed Dr. Screenwriter found it in his heart (probably due to some medical requirement) to shave our heroine's gorilla-like leg while she was unconscious. What class! What service!

With the help of her new friends at Texas Orthopedic Hospital, her mother, and her Mysterious Bearded Companion, the Amazing One-Legged Girl survived yet another hospital encounter with finesse and her dignity partially intact.

She is exploring her home with a whole new spatial awareness, moving around with the elegance of an adolescent transformer, clunk, clunk, clunk, wobble, clunk.

Franklin the Frame opens up a new realm of fashion and advertising. Putting on pants is a new adventure, with the rings measuring roughly 10 inches in diameter, making this spring likely to be a season of stylish skirts with pockets. She has already begun to work on designs for the extreme leg warmers/coverings that will be necessary for ventures out in public, especially to eateries (as nothing can keep the Amazing One-Legged Girl away from good food). Who knows what adaptations may become necessary in the Texas summer months? It may even indeed become a marketable advertising space? Like a semi-mobile billboard? Only time will tell. Welcome home Franklin.