The saga began 114 days ago.
Early on a Saturday morning in October a fateful fall threw our heroine off her roller derby skates and on to the roller rink floor.
With a crash, a snap, and a wail she was transformed from a bi-legged humanoid to the Amazing One-Legged Girl. The fractured right tibia and fibula rocked her world. Since then she has encountered many evil foe, namely: compartment syndrome, an evil smelly vaccum, osteomyelitis, MRSA, Pittsburgh in the winter, horrific hospital food, and 9 silly surgeries.
Day by day, with the help of her Mysterious Bearded Companion, she dominates the world, with style and grace.
All on one leg.
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